The tireless search for sex on the Internets never ceases to amaze me.

In the Hermann-Paul biography, I mention the Barrison sisters. They were a late 19th Century cabaret act who sang and danced regularly at Les Folies Bergère. In 1900, H-P produced one of his iconic posters which advertised the troupe. The poster is entitled Les Barrison.

So what does this have to do with sex and the Internets?

In the biography, I mention the Sisters’ signature song. It was called, “Do You Want To See My Pussy?” The girls would tease the audience until they finally fulfilled its desire for a peek. As you can see from the photograph, their response was nothing but light-hearted. (The photo is a little small. In case you can’t see it, the girls reveal cats hidden beneath their dresses.)

On a scale from puritan to hardcore, this annecdote ranks with Lilly and Hermann Munster share a single bed. Yet every month we recieve a couple hundred clicks from men who’ve searched for things like “see my pussy pics.” That’s an actual query.

According to Google, our average position for “see my pussy” is 850 – that’s eight and a half pages deep into a search query but these guys are still clicking. Unfortunately, if you’re searching for pussy and you wind up here, you’re going to be disappointed….